Woman missing for 4 months
By Rick 'Major
Disaster' Pohlers
January training is normally our
annual winter shakedown, however this year it was
different. The sheriff had a problem that he
needed help on, so being nice guys we accepted
his offer to go hiking in Tahquitz Canyon instead
of playing in the snow.
The problem
was a missing woman. Seems that she went hiking
with some friends in the canyon but became
tuckered out and was left at about the third
falls to meet another party coming down. The
other party never saw her and neither has anybody
else since September. Boy talk about a cold
trail! It was going to be tough to track her.
It was
delightful in Palm Springs that Saturday, could
see why all the eastern folks fill up the town.
We had a tremendous turn out with 25 guys and one
den mother there to participate in the arduous
task of looking under every rock and bush for any
tell tale sign. There was even media coverage
there, and a lot of attention was paid to the
very cute media personnel by the troops.
The group was divided into teams,
the 'A' team, commanded by 'Mr. W' Walt Walker,
was made up of our veteran world class
mountaineers such as Pete Carlson, Bernie
McIlvoy, Larry Roland, Ed Hill and Jim Garvey.
The 'B' team, commanded by 'Major Disaster' Rick
Pohlers was made up of probationary members,
green weenie recipients, goof ups, mal contents
and klutzes such as Joe Erickson, Kevin Walker,
Mel Krug, Hal Fulkman, and others too numerous to
mention.
Our trusty
pilot was on hand to fly the teams into various
spots in the canyon and give the HQ an over view
of the operation. He also graciously flew in the
lovely media persons to get some action shots of
the troops in action. It's always fun to see
yourself on TV.
The day went
well. We have taken on a lot of new people not
familiar with the canyon, so it was extremely
good training for both A and B team members.
Field progress was monitored from the air by 'Mr.
W' and his 'aid de camp', 'Major Disaster.' The
only thing to report was contact with a canyon
resident living in a 'Condo' near the third
falls. The guy was dressed in a lovely white bed
sheet with long black greasy hair and beard, a
real canyon space cookie. Obviously he was
absolutely no help at all since his head was not
on this planet.
On a serious
note, after a very thorough search of the area
with no clues at all the team commander decided
to terminate the search since the possibility
existed that she may have walked out and kept on
going. So Don gave Everyone an 'E' ticket ride
out, and we all retired to the local Pizzeria for
refueling. So ended another exiting day for your
faithful heroes.
Editor's Note
On behalf of
the 'B' team I wish to submit a formal complaint
to Major Disaster. In his article he speaks of
the 'A' team as veteran world class
climbers. Interesting thing about this is that
malcontent, yours truly aided by Glenn Henderson
and Mel Krug, also fellow goof ups, got two world
classers, namely Bernie McIlvoy and J. R. Muratet
out of a hole (narrow section of waterfalls) that
they rappelled into. So in the future the 'A'
team better watch out, because the 'B' team is
ready and waiting to go!
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